my coworker: “is it a thing for queer women to love one direction?”
me: “oh honey”
the biebz’s depo is everything
when you use the argument that islam (and by extension, the many brown ppl who practice it) is inherently fucked b/c the prophet married a 9-yr-old but don’t bring into the equation that, in the christian tradition, god forced a 12-yr-old mary to conceive jesus i’m kind of like
i just blew a chance to drag in a client and gave him to someone else by not suggesting myself and like obvs i wanna support the other girls but i also need to support me too and i think i could have really taken care of this guy
i need to be a better salesperson of myself. i am a commodity, dammit.
and so of course i have kenny loggins stuck in my head
so i’m gonna get new pix and then i’ma drop money on a fat eros ad and the fact that i’ve made a blog post about this means that i feel less anxious about it
also why won’t backpage.com take my fucking money.
another mystery: the hold espresso has over my agency