god bless nice tipping switches with clean buttholes <3

okc protip:

thefilthofhealth:

if i already ignored one of yr messages and then you message me again to tell me you tracked me down to the dungeon where i work and then expect me to remember a walk-on i did with you and your weird fucking hairline several months ago and then end the email with the words “tee hee,” it might serve you well to remember that the only time i’ve ever interacted with you was when i was being paid 

not 24 hours after this post, i saw this guy while walking down the street in berkeley. he looked right at me.

either he didn’t recognize me in my street clothes or he could tell by my bitchface that interaction wasn’t on the table

and of course i make it clear i’m a big gay on my okc. and my fetlife.

but i forgot you were the magical straight dude who was going to save me from my gay prostidomme ways

okc protip:

if i already ignored one of yr messages and then you message me again to tell me you tracked me down to the dungeon where i work and then expect me to remember a walk-on i did with you and your weird fucking hairline several months ago and then end the email with the words “tee hee,” it might serve you well to remember that the only time i’ve ever interacted with you was when i was being paid 

my cat is obsessed w me i think she’s a lesbian

A Xiu Xiu song

crumbduck:

*twenty windowpanes shatter in the background with reverb* I-I-I-IIIIIII LIIIIIIIKE TTOOOO J-JUMP LIKE A H——HORSE 

lol

(via thatssointernet)

~observational humor~

doesn’t alec baldwin look at he’s running at 170 degrees all the time

kid cudi is hot

on codeacademy. making my own domme website.

one time when i was like 15 i flipped off my stepmom behind her back and my little sister ratted me out and i thought it was the end for me

One Of The Most Important Things I’ve Learned From Sex Work

leighalanna:

You don’t have to answer just because a man talks to you.

(via nogodsonequeen)

for new & old followers:

if you’re male and i don’t know you irl — and especially if you’re straight and/or cis — i don’t want you responding to personal posts, reblogging personal posts about me and my partners, or messaging me privately.

seriously. please don’t do that.

like most people, i have to interact with men every day, and that is more than enough for me. 

read: a belting (w/out a warmup) and then it lands right on the tailbone

what is the name of that pain you feel when the person beating you is hurting you bc they don’t know what they’re doing

queer. white. dfab. rehab. standing tw & cw for kink, mental illness, and bodies